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Apr 10, 2012
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Get one while stocks last!

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Get one while stocks last!

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Apr 10, 2012
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insatiable-geek: Link’s Medicine of Magic - Green Potion (The Legend of Zelda alcoholic punch)
Ingredients:2 liters Sprite1 liter Green Apple Soda1 cup Vodka1/2 cup Green Apple Liqueur1/4 cup Lychee Liqueur
Directions: This drink is a punch meant for parties.  Mix all ingredients into a punch bowl, cauldron, boiling flask, or large container of your choosing.  Drink whenever you feel the need to restore your magic meter. 
A note from the creators: “This has a nice apple flavor (but not too strong), and the lychee adds a nice touch of exotic.  Keep in mind we used a 5 liter boiling flask for this monster.  So start breaking open pots and bring your rupees to the witch’s hut… or hit up the liquor store.”
Drink created and photographed by The Insatiable Geek.

thedrunkenmoogle:

insatiable-geekLink’s Medicine of Magic - Green Potion (The Legend of Zelda alcoholic punch)

Ingredients:
2 liters Sprite
1 liter Green Apple Soda
1 cup Vodka
1/2 cup Green Apple Liqueur
1/4 cup Lychee Liqueur

Directions: This drink is a punch meant for parties.  Mix all ingredients into a punch bowl, cauldron, boiling flask, or large container of your choosing.  Drink whenever you feel the need to restore your magic meter. 

A note from the creators: “This has a nice apple flavor (but not too strong), and the lychee adds a nice touch of exotic.  Keep in mind we used a 5 liter boiling flask for this monster.  So start breaking open pots and bring your rupees to the witch’s hut… or hit up the liquor store.”

Drink created and photographed by The Insatiable Geek.


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Apr 10, 2012
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laughingsquid:

Twitter Learns The Titanic Was Not Just A Movie

Oh for crying out loud. 

Don’t know if I should laugh or facepalm. 

If this is for real….COME ON AMERICA! Pick up a book…

33blackbirds:

juliedillon:

laughingsquid:

Twitter Learns The Titanic Was Not Just A Movie

Oh for crying out loud. 

Don’t know if I should laugh or facepalm. 

If this is for real….COME ON AMERICA! Pick up a book…

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Apr 10, 2012
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KYLIE & KENDALL ON HUNGER GAMES RED CARPET.

K: WHAT IS THE LAST WORD OF THE BOOK?

JLAW: END.

K: IT’S ACTUALLY GO.

JLAW: ALL BOOKS END IN “THE END”. WHY WOULD THE LAST WORD BE GO? YOU GUYS MUST NOT READ A LOT OF BOOKS. 

HAHAHAHAHA. SHES SO GREAT. 

I hate everything Kardashian, but this is pretty funny :p


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Apr 10, 2012
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Lol

I just went through the list of people I’m following and saw some old faces and people I haven’t talked to in a year+ that I didn’t even know that I was still following and saw most were still following me, even though it’s probably the same situation hahaha. I do miss some of my old friends and want to talk to them again though ._.


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Mar 22, 2012
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Rantrantrant

I know I haven’t been on tumblr in a while, but I just had to say this. I mean I already dislike my generation enough, but sometimes I really, really want to punch some people in their fricken face. At my school there is a light to get out of the campus, but there’s a four way intersection right before that light. MOST students will wait at the stop sign if there are too many cars because they don’t want to block up the intersection, which makes sense since there’s a neighborhood and people who want to get home don’t want to wait for some jerk to get out of the intersection when they shouldn’t be there in the first place. The only thing that really ticks me off is when that person is waiting at the stop sign and then someone comes from the other lane to cut that person off and usually blocks up the intersection. I completely understand that it is a massive pain to wait in the long lane of cars just to make a left turn at the light, but every student is leaving their class to get out of the campus, and since that light doesn’t last very long there is obviously a build up, but that gives you no right to cut off the people who have been irritably waiting their turn to make that turn for as much as fifteen minutes. They were there before you even got in your car and now you want to cut them off? Well…that would explain all the accidents at my campus now wouldn’t it. So how can this problem be solved? Wait your fucking turn in line. I don’t give a shit how much of a rush you are in, you have no right to do that. Yes, it may not be a big deal, but when I miss the light and have to wait forever for it to turn green again then it’s personal. You are NOT allowed to block up an intersection, it is the fucking law. So it doesn’t surprise me that people do it because in Florida anyone can get a fucking license these days even if they are a complete dumbass driver. I drive better stoned than these motherfuckers driving sober, they’re just high on stupidity. Then those people have the gull to fucking bitch and honk at the person who they cut off. How dare you. Like really???? I had to wait twice for this light today and I saw this happen three times. That fucking pisses me off because it almost caused two accidents. So next time you want to cut me off with your big ass tires with gold rims on your tiny ass car (and you actually think that looks cool for some reason) and your music blaring louder than an ambulance and bass shaking the ground like an earthquake, I will do more than fucking blare my horn at you and then get out of my window to yell at you because you get all pissy and start yelling that I almost hit your dumbass looking car almost causing an accident because YOU cut ME off. I will fucking destroy you. You inconsiderate asshole. It’s not good to have a flashy car and piss people off, and then wonder why your car got keyed :]. -End rant-  Anyways, Hunger Games tomorrow!!!! YAYYY!!! :D


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wowfunniestposts:

My parents do this. Except the take away all contact from the outside world.

this blog is hilarious

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Story behind this? Her dad was leaving on a 2 year deployment. She was crying, and wouldn’t let go of her dad’s hand, even when he stood in line, saluting. No one had the heart to break them apart.

omg :-(

I almost cried just looking at this..

saltywavez:

Story behind this? Her dad was leaving on a 2 year deployment. She was crying, and wouldn’t let go of her dad’s hand, even when he stood in line, saluting. No one had the heart to break them apart.

omg :-(

I almost cried just looking at this..

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Feb 19, 2012
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overreacti0n:

Rule of Tumblr: every time you see this video, YOU REBLOG IT. And sing along. No questions asked.

I KNOW I’ve seen this but I can’t remember where!!

It’s from Step Brothers

FUCK YEAH ITS STEP BROTHERS I LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE LOL NEVER WILL SEE THIS SONG THE SAME HAHA

BEST SCENE EVER.

Oh my god this scene..

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